Serve laughs and snacks with this parody charcuterie board featuring a boldly engraved “One Big Beautiful Board” seal on a removable round slate insert. The acacia wood frame offers natural durability and a warm grain, while the built-in slots store the two included cheese tools — each with matching acacia handles. The engraved design stays crisp and light against the slate, giving dinner parties, tailgates, and family nights a cheeky conversation starter. Practical, sturdy, and full of personality, it’s the perfect gift for entertainers with a sense of humor.

🧰 Product Features

• Removable slate serving circle with crisp light-grey engraving

• Durable acacia wood frame with natural grain and warm patina

• Includes two acacia-handled cheese tools stored in carved slots

• Laser-engraved parody seal for long-lasting contrast and humor

• Ideal for cheeses, snacks, small bites, and gifting

• Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe

🧼 Care Instructions

• Hand wash slate and wood pieces with mild soap and warm water

• Dry immediately

• Periodically oil the acacia wood to maintain color and prevent drying

• Do not soak; do not place in dishwasher