Parasitic Diarrhea Response Team Dad Hat

When your digestive system is under hostile occupation, proper identification may be necessary.

This relaxed dad hat features a printed Parasitic Diarrhea Response Team faux government seal with the phrase “Officially Experiencing Hostile Takeover.” The mock emergency insignia combines medical imagery, an urgent running figure, and a tiny toilet symbol for the kind of highly specific humor that gets noticed.

Made from soft, bio-washed cotton chino twill, the cap has a comfortable, broken-in feel from the first wear. Its low-profile, unstructured shape and pre-curved visor create an easy everyday fit, while the adjustable buckle lets you fine-tune the size. Wear it during pharmacy runs, recovery days, road trips, outdoor events, or whenever gastrointestinal preparedness is required.

This parody design is not affiliated with any government agency, health department, medical organization, or actual emergency response team.

Product Features

• Printed faux government response team design
• 100% cotton bio-washed chino twill
• Soft, broken-in texture
• Six-panel, unstructured construction
• Relaxed, low-profile fit
• Pre-curved visor
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Adjustable self-fabric tri-glide buckle closure
• Lightweight and suitable for everyday wear

Care Instructions

Spot clean the hat with mild, diluted detergent. For deeper cleaning, soak it for no longer than 15 minutes, rinse thoroughly in warm or cold water, and gently pat it dry with a towel. Reshape the hat and allow it to air dry completely.