Smells Like… Silent Judgment Soy Candle (11oz)

Warm light, subtle fragrance, and a look that says everything without saying a word. The Smells Like… Silent Judgment candle pairs clean-burning soy wax with a dry, witty cat illustration that feels both comforting and quietly unimpressed.

This 11oz glass candle is designed to blend into your space while absolutely judging it. Choose from three thoughtfully blended fragrances—White Tea & Fig, Lavender & Sage, or Ocean Mist & Moss—each offering a calm, balanced scent that fills the room without overpowering it. Two cotton-cored wicks create an even melt pool and a long, steady burn of approximately 65 hours.

Made with American-grown soy wax and premium fragrance oils, this candle is vegan, lead- and phthalate-free, and hand-assembled in the USA. Once the wax is gone, the recyclable glass jar is perfect for pens, plants, or anything else you feel deserves silent scrutiny.

Perfect for cat lovers, home offices, cozy evenings, and anyone fluent in passive-aggressive peace.