Socially selective. Professionally elusive. Bigfoot approved.

Socially selective. Professionally elusive. Bigfoot approved.

18K Gold PVD coating
$24.99
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Socially selective. Professionally elusive. Bigfoot approved.

Socially selective. Professionally elusive. Bigfoot approved.

$24.99
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Some people love being the center of attention. Others have perfected the art of disappearing.

The Professionally Elusive Bigfoot Adjustable Bar Bracelet is made for introverts, solitude seekers, and anyone who relates a little too well to Bigfoot.

Featuring a tiny engraved Sasquatch silhouette alongside the words “PROFESSIONALLY ELUSIVE,” this polished rose-gold-tone bracelet combines understated style with dry humor. It's a subtle way to announce that you're probably unavailable, and you'd prefer to keep it that way.

Crafted from durable 316L surgical-grade stainless steel with a protective PVD coating, this bracelet is waterproof, hypoallergenic, and resistant to tarnishing, rust, staining, and corrosion. The adjustable sliding chain makes it comfortable for everyday wear, whether you're enjoying some alone time, exploring the outdoors, or successfully avoiding social obligations.

Packaged in a white jewelry box with protective non-tarnish cotton fiber, it makes a funny, thoughtful gift for Bigfoot enthusiasts, introverts, antisocial friends, and anyone who appreciates a little personal space.

Product Features

  • Exclusive engraving: Walking Bigfoot silhouette with “PROFESSIONALLY ELUSIVE.”

  • Premium construction: Durable 316L surgical-grade stainless steel.

  • Polished finish: Protective PVD coating for lasting shine and tarnish resistance.

  • Adjustable fit: Sliding chain closure for comfortable, personalized sizing.

  • Everyday durability: Waterproof and resistant to rust, staining, and corrosion.

  • Hypoallergenic: Designed for comfortable everyday wear.

  • Gift-ready packaging: White jewelry box with protective non-tarnish cotton fiber.

Care Instructions

Gently wipe with a soft jewelry polishing cloth to restore shine. Avoid abrasive cleaners and harsh chemicals to help preserve the finish.

  One Size
Chain length, in 7.99
Bar length, in 1.50
Bar width, in 0.24

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