Some surprises come in boxes. This one arrives ready to wear.
Choose your size, place your order, and leave the rest to fate. Your Mystery Shirt will be selected from the strange corners of our collection, where cats hold government positions, feelings receive official paperwork, and common sense occasionally takes a personal day.
Will it be funny? Probably. Weird? Almost certainly. A future favorite? There's a decent chance.
The only thing you're guaranteed is a high-quality shirt and the experience of opening a package with absolutely no idea what's inside.
Perfect for adventurous shoppers, gift-givers who enjoy a little chaos, and anyone who has ever thought, "You know what? Surprise me."
Product features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
- DTF sleeve prints and DTG main print for vivid, durable artwork
Care instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
