Give your guests a grand welcome with the “This Porch Has Seen Things. Great Things.” doormat — a bold and humorous nod to all the unforgettable moments your front porch has witnessed.
Whether it’s legendary parties, awkward goodbyes, or heroic Amazon deliveries, this parody-style mat adds charm, confidence, and a wink of exaggeration to any entryway. Durable, practical, and hysterically self-assured, it’s the perfect addition for homes that don’t take themselves too seriously — but still want everyone to know they’re kind of a big deal.
Made from premium Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber with a sturdy vinyl backing, it’s built for outdoor use and long-lasting style. Because your porch has seen things… and deserves the credit.
One size: 24" × 16" (61cm × 40.6cm)
Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
Black vinyl backing for extra grip and durability
Ideal for outdoor or covered entryways
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials
| 24" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 24.02 |
| Height, in | 15.98 |
| Thickness, in | 0.59 |