“Transparency. Integrity. Tremendous Water Pressure.” Shower Curtain

Bring presidential-level drama to your bathroom with this black & gold political parody shower curtain. The design features bold gold text:

TRANSPARENCY. INTEGRITY.
TREMENDOUS WATER PRESSURE.

Beneath the slogan, the politician caricature appears just out of the shower—wrapped in a robe with a towel turban and signature hair still showing. It’s playful, sharply satirical, and sophisticated enough to suit any bathroom style.

The deep black background and rich gold typography give the curtain an upscale, editorial look, while the durable polyester fabric ensures lasting vibrance and quick-drying performance. It’s the perfect centerpiece for a guest bath, primary bath, or a gift for someone who loves political humor with style.

Product Features

• Made from 100% polyester for durability and quick-drying properties

• 12 buttonholes at the top for easy hook placement

• Designed specifically for adult use, adding a touch of elegance to any bathroom

• One-sided print that showcases vibrant designs effectively

• Hooks not included

• Pre-constructed item — size variance of ± 2 inches

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Do not iron