U.S. Department of Cozy Organic Hoodie | Funny Cat Government Parody Sweatshirt

Officially assigned to the U.S. Department of Cozy.

This U.S. Department of Cozy Organic Hoodie takes comfort very seriously. The vintage-inspired faux government seal stars a bundled-up black cat with one important departmental mission: “Blankets • Beverages • Avoidance.”

The retro parody design gives this hoodie the look of official agency apparel for an extremely unofficial organization devoted to staying warm, drinking something good, and avoiding unnecessary obligations. Made for cat lovers, homebodies, introverts, readers, coffee drinkers, and anyone firmly committed to cozy living, it works for cool mornings, coffee runs, cabin weekends, bonfires, travel days, or staying home and declining invitations.

Made from an 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester fleece blend, this adult unisex pullover hoodie has a substantial medium-heavy feel without excessive bulk. Dropped shoulders create a relaxed silhouette, while the double-layered hood, self-fabric drawcord, ribbed cuffs, and ribbed hem add warmth and structure.

Double-needle stitching provides added durability, and a tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. The fabric uses certified organic and recycled materials, including OCS-certified organic cotton, GOTS certification, and GRS-certified recycled content.

Available in Black, Cool Heather Grey, and White in sizes S through 2XL.

Product Features

• Condition: New

• Product type: Unisex pullover hoodie / hooded sweatshirt

• Gender: Unisex

• Age group: Adult

• Colors: Black, Cool Heather Grey, and White

• Pattern: Graphic print

• Design: Vintage-style U.S. Department of Cozy faux government seal with bundled-up black cat

• Printed text: “Blankets • Beverages • Avoidance”

• Theme: Cats, cozy, homebody, introvert, coffee, parody, faux government, and humor

• Material: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester

• Fabric type: Fleece

• Fabric weight: 300 g/m²

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, and 2XL

• Size type: Regular

• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit

• Sleeve length: Long sleeve

• Shoulder style: Dropped shoulder

• Hood: Double-layered hood

• Drawcord: Self-fabric drawcord

• Ribbed cuffs and hem

• Double-needle stitching throughout for added durability

• Tear-away label for added comfort

• OCS-certified organic cotton

• GOTS certified

• GRS-certified recycled content

• Suitable for casual wear, lounging, travel, cool-weather layering, coffee runs, and appropriately avoiding people

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F, on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.

Size Guide

The relaxed, dropped-shoulder construction accounts for the shorter measured sleeve length.