U.S. Department of Cozy Organic Hoodie | Funny Cat Government Parody Sweatshirt

Officially assigned to the U.S. Department of Cozy.

This relaxed organic hoodie features a vintage-inspired faux government seal starring a bundled-up black cat with one very important mission: Blankets • Beverages • Avoidance.

The design combines government-parody humor with cozy fall style, giving it a slightly retro, outdoorsy look without feeling overly seasonal. It works just as well for cool mornings, coffee runs, cabin weekends, bonfires, travel days, or staying home and declining unnecessary invitations.

Made from an 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester fleece blend, the hoodie has a substantial, comfortable feel without excessive bulk. Dropped shoulders create a relaxed silhouette, while the double-layered hood, ribbed cuffs, and ribbed hem add structure. Certified materials and a tear-away label round out an easy everyday layer designed for repeat wear.

Available in versatile neutrals that let the vintage-style seal stand out while remaining easy to pair with jeans, leggings, or casual fall layers.

Product Features

• 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Medium-heavy 300 g/m² fabric
• Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
• Double-layered hood
• Self-fabric drawcord
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Double-needle stitching throughout for added durability
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Vintage-style U.S. Department of Cozy cat seal
• Text reads “Blankets • Beverages • Avoidance”
• OCS certified organic cotton
• GOTS certified
• GRS certified recycled content

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F, gentle cycle
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean