U.S. Department of Cozy Plush Blanket | Funny Cat Throw Blanket

Official issue for members of the U.S. Department of Cozy.

This velveteen plush blanket takes the department motto, “Blankets • Beverages • Avoidance,” very seriously. The all-over design features repeating vintage-inspired government seals starring a bundled-up black cat, set against a soft neutral check pattern with a deep rust border.

Warm, plush, and just a little ridiculous, it’s made for people whose ideal agenda includes a comfortable chair, a favorite drink, and absolutely nowhere they need to be. Keep it on the couch for movie nights, drape it over a favorite reading chair, add it to the bed for an extra layer, or deploy it whenever social obligations become excessive.

The soft velveteen surface reproduces the detailed faux seals in rich, crisp color while the medium-heavy fabric provides substantial warmth without becoming cumbersome. It also makes a funny and genuinely useful gift for cat lovers, homebodies, introverts, readers, coffee drinkers, and anyone firmly committed to the pursuit of coziness.

Your assignment: Get comfortable. Your jurisdiction: The couch.

Product Features

• Soft velveteen plush construction
• Available in 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex, depending on selection
• Medium-heavy fabric, approximately 300 g/m²
• Soft, warm feel for couches, beds, reading chairs, and lounging
• High-detail, vibrant one-sided print
• All-over U.S. Department of Cozy faux government seal pattern
• Features the motto “Blankets • Beverages • Avoidance”
• Neutral check background with coordinating rust-toned border
• Double-needle topstitching on seams for added durability
• Compliant with applicable flammability and chemical safety requirements
• Intended for adult use

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F
• Hand washing can help extend the life and quality of the print
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean