Uncharted Waters, Apparently Long Sleeve Tee | Lake Ontario Humor Shirt

Apparently, even the Great Lakes can have an identity crisis.

The Uncharted Waters, Apparently Long Sleeve Tee features a distressed lake silhouette with understated nautical detailing and dry, map-inspired humor. It is subtle enough to look like a classic outdoors shirt at first glance, but the joke lands for anyone following the ongoing Lake Ontario/Lake America naming controversy.

Made from medium-weight cotton with a classic fit, this long sleeve tee works for cool mornings by the water, road trips, bonfires, boating weekends, or simply watching geography become more complicated than it needs to be.

Product Features

• “Uncharted Waters, Apparently” distressed lake design.
• 100% cotton in solid colors; fiber content may vary by color.
• Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² fabric.
• Classic fit.
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams.
• Ribbed knit collar helps retain its shape.
• Shoulder tape adds stability and helps prevent stretching.
• Sewn-in label.
• Runs smaller than usual. Consider sizing up for a roomier fit.

Available Colors

White, Ash, Sport Grey, Gold, Safety Green, Light Blue, and Light Pink.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F.
• Tumble dry medium.
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
• Do not iron.
• Do not dry clean.

Gender: Unisex
Age Group: Adult
Color: White, Ash, Sport Grey, Gold, Safety Green, Light Blue, Light Pink
Pattern: Graphic
Material: Cotton
Sleeve Length: Long sleeve
Neckline: Crew neck
Fit: Classic fit
Apparel Category: Shirts & Tops
Condition: New