Federal Commission of Common Sense Pin | Currently Unstaffed Satirical Eagle Lapel Pin

Common sense has officially left the building. Apparently, nobody was available to replace it.

The Federal Commission of Common Sense: Currently Unstaffed Pin delivers a perfectly understated dose of political satire, bureaucratic humor, and everyday sarcasm.

Designed to resemble an official government seal, this novelty lapel pin features a distinguished bald eagle wearing sunglasses, surrounded by patriotic stars, a traditional shield, olive branches, and an ornate gold rope border. At the center, a prominently displayed sign announces the unfortunate staffing situation: "CURRENTLY UNDERSTAFFED."

With its rich navy blue background, antique-inspired gold details, and vintage federal emblem styling, this pin looks almost official. Almost.

The custom-shaped metal pin features vibrant full-color artwork and a secure backing clasp, making it easy to attach to jackets, blazers, hats, backpacks, lanyards, or tote bags. Available in stainless steel or a gold-plated finish, it's lightweight enough for everyday wear and bold enough to get noticed.

Perfect for government employees, office workers, political satire enthusiasts, frustrated taxpayers, and anyone who has ever wondered whether common sense is still accepting applications.

No political affiliation required. Common sense preferred, but apparently optional.

Product Features

• Custom-shaped design: Die-cut silhouette follows the circular contour of the Federal Commission of Common Sense emblem.

• Two metal finishes: Available in rust-resistant stainless steel or a high-shine gold-plated finish.

• Detailed full-color artwork: Vibrant patriotic eagle design with navy blue, antique gold, and red accents.

• Lightweight construction: Durable metal pin designed for comfortable everyday wear.

• Secure backing clasp: Attaches to jackets, lapels, backpacks, hats, and tote bags.

• Satirical statement: Features the humorous message "Currently Understaffed" beneath a fictional government commission seal.

Care Instructions

• Gently wipe with a soft, dry microfiber cloth to remove fingerprints, dust, and surface dirt.

• Avoid abrasive cleaners, polishing compounds, and harsh chemicals.

• Do not soak or submerge in water.

• Remove before washing any garment or accessory to which the pin is attached.

• Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture, perfumes, and cleaning products.

• Store in a dry place to protect the metal finish and printed artwork.

• Check the backing clasp periodically to ensure it remains secure.