Allegedly™ Garment-Dyed T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee
Say less. Or at least say it carefully.
The Allegedly™ Garment-Dyed T-Shirt turns one perfectly chosen word into the whole statement. Clean, sarcastic, and easy to wear, the bold script graphic gives this tee just enough attitude without overdoing it.
Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, it has the soft, broken-in feel of a favorite shirt from day one. The garment-dyed finish adds subtle depth to the color, while the heavyweight fabric and relaxed fit make it comfortable enough for everyday wear.
Perfect for coffee runs, casual weekends, group chats that should probably stay private, and any situation where plausible deniability feels appropriate.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton.
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in texture.
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric.
- Relaxed, comfortable fit.
- Pre-shrunk for more consistent sizing.
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams.
- Double-needle stitching for added durability.
- Sewn-in label.
- Available in sizes S–4XL.
- Offered in multiple garment-dyed colors.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30°C/90°F.
- Do not bleach.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
- Do not dry clean.
Gender: Unisex
Age Group: Adult
Condition: New
Material: Cotton
Pattern: Graphic
Sleeve Length: Short sleeve
Fit: Relaxed
Size System: US
Size Type: Regular
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |