Some roles are chosen. Others are assigned — permanently.
This Assigned Human: Lifetime Assignment T-shirt features a formal seal-style design centered around a tender line-art illustration of a person holding their cat. Rendered in rich purple and gold tones, it blends warmth, authority, and devotion into a single understated statement.
Soft, durable, and easy to wear, this tee is for people who understand that loving a cat isn’t a phase, a hobby, or a casual arrangement. It’s an appointment with no end date — and no regrets.
Wear it as acknowledgment. Acceptance is implied.
Soft, breathable cotton fabric for everyday comfort
Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, easy feel
Durable print with rich color and fine detail
Crew neckline and short sleeves for versatile wear
Pre-shrunk fabric to help maintain size and shape
Made to order to reduce waste
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design
Do not dry clean
Unisex sizing
True to size
Size up for an oversized look
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
