Be Like Bob True Crime Sweatshirt | Evidence Over Theories Crewneck
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$22.99
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Be Like Bob True Crime Sweatshirt | Evidence Over Theories Crewneck
$22.99
Meet Bob. Bob has a perfectly good theory. Then the evidence comes along and ruins it. Bob changes his mind anyway.
The “This is Bob. Bob lets evidence ruin a good theory. Be like Bob.” sweatshirt is made for true crime followers, armchair detectives, critical thinkers, fact-checkers, and anyone who would rather follow the evidence than defend a favorite theory.
It fits right into the world of true crime trials, courtroom discussions, internet sleuthing, social media debates, conspiracy theories, and those comment sections where speculation somehow becomes “fact” after being repeated enough times.
The hand-drawn stick figure and red-and-black typography keep the design funny and approachable while still making the point: evidence first, theory second.
Made with soft ring-spun cotton and a relaxed dropped-shoulder fit, this midweight crewneck is comfortable enough for documentary marathons, trial watching, podcast binges, research rabbit holes, or scrolling through the latest true crime debate.
Product Features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester. Fiber content may vary by color.
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² fabric.
- Classic fit with relaxed dropped shoulders.
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex for stretch and shape retention.
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams.
- Tear-away label.
- REACH certified.
- Made in Bangladesh.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F.
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
- Tumble dry low.
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
- Do not dry clean.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |