Bigfoot Avoids Me | Funny Sasquatch Long-Sleeve Shirt

Bigfoot leaves you alone. Everyone else could learn a thing or two. Featuring a waving stick figure and a Sasquatch walking away, this long-sleeve shirt says it plainly: “Bigfoot Avoids Me. Be Like Bigfoot.” It’s a little cryptid humor for people who enjoy campfire stories, forest walks, and plenty of personal space.

Made from garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt pairs a soft feel with a substantial fabric weight and classic fit. Ribbed cuffs and reinforced seams make it an easy choice for everyday wear, cool evenings outside, or quietly discouraging conversation. A fun gift for Bigfoot fans, introverts, and anyone whose favorite outdoor activity is avoiding people.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for soft color and texture

• Medium-weight fabric: 6.1 oz/yd²

• Classic fit with long sleeves

• Ribbed-knit cuffs help retain their shape

• Double-needle hems for added durability

• Neck and shoulder tape reinforces seams

• Black Bigfoot and stick figure illustration with humorous lettering

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C or 90°F.

• Do not bleach.

• Tumble dry on low heat.

• Iron or steam on low heat.

• Do not dry clean.