Bureau of Backyard Grilling Patriotic Apron
Official backyard operations are now underway.
The Bureau of Backyard Grilling Apron brings faux-government seriousness to burgers, steaks, ribs, and anything else headed for the grill. The cream background is scattered with red, white, and blue stars, while the chest features an official-looking eagle seal complete with grilling tools, flames, and the motto “Smoke. Sear. Serve.”
Made from durable polyester canvas with a soft foamed lining, this apron helps protect clothing from splatters, sauces, and everyday cooking messes while staying comfortable during long grilling sessions. Adjustable ties provide an easy fit, and your choice of white, beige, or black straps lets you customize the look.
Perfect for backyard BBQs, cookouts, summer gatherings, patriotic holidays, or the self-appointed Director of Meat Operations.
Product Features
- 100% polyester canvas with soft foamed lining.
- Stain-resistant surface helps protect clothing from spills and splatters.
- Patriotic red, white, and blue star pattern.
- Faux Bureau of Backyard Grilling seal with “Smoke. Sear. Serve.” motto.
- Adjustable tie-back closure for a customizable fit.
- Vivid, long-lasting color reproduction.
- One size: approximately 31.5" × 25.6".
- Available with white, beige, or black straps.
- Great for grilling, cooking, baking, BBQ competitions, and outdoor entertaining.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30°C/90°F.
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Product Type
Aprons
Gender
Unisex
Age Group
Adult
Condition
New
Color
Cream / Red / White / Blue
Strap Color Options
White, Beige, Black
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 31.50 |
| Width, in | 25.59 |
| Side seam length, in | 23.62 |
| Collar width, in | 10.63 |
| Neck strap length, in | 20.47 |
| Waist strap length (each), in | 37.40 |