Bureau of Burning Questions Scented Soy Candle | Faux Government Seal | 65-Hour Burn

BUREAU OF BURNING QUESTIONS
Answers pending further investigation.

Some questions deserve answers. Others deserve their own federal agency.

Welcome to the Bureau of Burning Questions, an entirely fictional government department dedicated to investigating the mysteries that keep us up at night. Unfortunately, the answers are still pending. Fortunately, the candle smells fantastic.

Featuring a vintage-inspired government seal and the department's official motto, "Answers pending further investigation," this scented candle brings a little bureaucratic absurdity to your desk, bookshelf, or favorite conspiracy-research headquarters.

Whether you're examining suspicious evidence, questioning everything you read online, or simply trying to figure out where you left your keys, this candle provides the perfect atmosphere for an investigation that may never reach a conclusion.

Choose from three fragrances:

• White Tea & Fig: A refined, inviting scent for reviewing classified documents over coffee.

• Lavender & Sage: A calming fragrance for investigations that have gotten completely out of hand.

• Ocean Mist & Moss: A fresh, atmospheric scent for clearing your head when the evidence isn't cooperating.

Made with American-grown soy wax, premium fragrance oils, and two cotton-cored wicks, this candle provides approximately 65 hours of burn time.

The vibrant, 360-degree printed glass jar can be cleaned and reused after the candle is finished.

CASE STATUS: OPEN.
ANSWERS: PENDING.
CANDLE: AUTHORIZED FOR IMMEDIATE USE.

Product Features

• 100% food-grade soy wax made from American-grown soybeans

• Vegan, lead-free, and phthalate-free

• Three fragrance options: White Tea & Fig, Lavender & Sage, and Ocean Mist & Moss

• Vibrant, full 360-degree printed glass design

• Two cotton-cored wicks

• Approximately 65 hours of burn time

• Reusable glass jar

• Vintage-inspired faux-government artwork

Candle Safety

Always keep a burning candle within sight. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable materials. Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Production & Shipping

This product is made to order through a print-on-demand production partner. Production and shipping times may vary depending on the fulfillment location. Some orders may be fulfilled by an international production partner.