“Burning Through My Last Nerve” Funny Soy Candle, 11oz

For the Days When One Nerve Is All You Have Left

When patience is running low, light something that understands.

The Burning Through My Last Nerve Funny Soy Candle combines cozy fragrance with dry humor in an 11 oz scented candle made for stressful workdays, chaotic households, long meetings, parenting moments, or any occasion when your patience is officially on borrowed time.

Featuring bold, vintage-inspired “Burning Through My Last Nerve” typography with a flame detail and a 360° printed design, this funny candle makes a great desk accessory, home decor accent, or sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends, moms, teachers, and anyone who has announced that they are down to their very last nerve.

Made with 100% American-grown soy wax and two cotton-cored wicks, the candle provides a warm, even glow with an approximate 65-hour burn time. Choose White Tea & Fig for a soft, clean, lightly fruity fragrance or Ocean Mist & Moss for a fresh, airy scent with earthy, coastal-inspired notes.

Once the candle is finished, clean the glass vessel and reuse it as a small vase, tumbler, decorative container, or catchall.

Product Details

• Product type: Scented soy candle / glass jar candle
• Condition: New
• Wax material: 100% American-grown soy wax
• Container material: Glass
• Wick material: Cotton core
• Number of wicks: Two
• Candle weight: 11 oz
• Burn time: Approximately 65 hours
• Height: 4.25 inches
• Diameter: 3.25 inches
• Pattern: Graphic / typography print
• Print style: 360° printed design
• Design: “Burning Through My Last Nerve” typography with flame detail
• Theme: Sarcasm, stress, work humor, adult humor, and funny sayings
• Style: Funny / sarcastic / novelty
• Container: Reusable glass vessel
• Lid: Recyclable cardboard
• Vegan-friendly
• Lead-free
• Phthalate-free
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components

Available Scents

White Tea & Fig: Soft, clean, and lightly fruity with a calm, sophisticated character. An excellent choice when your last nerve could use something peaceful.

Ocean Mist & Moss: Fresh and airy with earthy, nature-inspired notes and a breezy coastal feel. Clean and refreshing without being overly sweet.

Perfect For

• Stressed-out coworkers
• Teachers and office staff
• Moms and parents
• Bosses and employees
• Work-from-home desks
• Home offices
• Funny coworker gifts
• Teacher appreciation gifts
• Birthday gifts
• White elephant gifts
• Secret Santa gifts
• Housewarming gifts
• Stress-relief gift baskets
• Anyone whose patience is hanging by a thread
• Anyone currently burning through their very last nerve

Patience: Nearly gone.

Candle: Still burning.

Print-on-Demand

This is a new, print-on-demand (POD) candle made specifically for you after your order is placed.

Care Instructions

• Trim wicks to approximately ¼ inch before each burn
• Keep the burning candle within sight
• Keep away from children and pets
• Never burn near flammable objects
• Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface
• Allow the wax to melt evenly across the surface when possible
• Follow the manufacturer's recommended maximum burn time

Google Product Information

• Condition: New
• Material: Soy Wax / Glass
• Wax type: 100% American-Grown Soy Wax
• Wick material: Cotton
• Number of wicks: 2
• Pattern: Graphic / Typography
• Product type: Scented Candle / Soy Candle / Jar Candle
• Size: 11 oz
• Height: 4.25 in
• Diameter: 3.25 in
• Burn time: Approximately 65 Hours
• Container: Glass
• Scent options: White Tea & Fig, Ocean Mist & Moss
• Style: Funny / Sarcastic / Novelty
• Theme: Stress / Work Humor / Funny Sayings
• Design: Burning Through My Last Nerve Typography Graphic