“Burning Through My Last Nerve” Funny Soy Candle, 11oz

For the Days When One Nerve Is All You Have Left

When patience is running low, light something that understands.

The “Burning Through My Last Nerve” Soy Candle pairs cozy fragrance with dry humor in a full-glass 11 oz candle designed for desks, kitchens, bedrooms, offices, and anywhere else your patience gets tested. The vintage-inspired black typography and flame detail give it a slightly dramatic look that fits the mood perfectly.

Made with 100% American-grown soy wax and two cotton-cored wicks, this candle provides a warm, even glow with an average burn time of approximately 65 hours. Choose White Tea & Fig for a soft, clean, subtly fruity fragrance or Ocean Mist & Moss for a fresh, earthy scent with a breezy coastal feel.

Once the wax is gone, clean out the glass vessel and reuse it as a small vase, tumbler, or catchall. It also makes a funny gift for coworkers, friends, moms, teachers, or anyone currently functioning on their very last nerve.

Product Features

• 11 oz full-glass soy candle
• 100% American-grown soy wax
• Two cotton-cored wicks for an even burn
• Approximate 65-hour burn time
• Bold 360° printed design
• Vegan-friendly
• Lead-free and phthalate-free
• Reusable glass vessel
• Recyclable cardboard lid
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Available Scents

White Tea & Fig
Soft, clean, and lightly fruity with a calm, sophisticated character. A good choice when your last nerve needs something peaceful.

Ocean Mist & Moss
Fresh and airy with earthy, nature-inspired notes and a breezy coastal feel. Clean and refreshing without being overly sweet.

Care Instructions

• Trim wicks to approximately ¼ inch before each burn.
• Keep the burning candle within sight.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Never burn near flammable objects.
• Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface.
• Allow the wax to melt evenly across the surface when possible.
• Follow the manufacturer's recommended maximum burn time.