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Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
  • Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar
Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar

Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar

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Product description:
Cats don’t offer advice. They offer conclusions. Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface is a 2026 desk calendar built around the calm certainty of a cat who already knows how things work. Each month pairs a clean, cozy illustration with a short dad-joke-style observation that feels simple, funny, and quietly accurate. No chaos, no pep talks — just twelve months of confident commentary delivered from the nearest elevated spot.

Set it on your desk, flip it monthly, and enjoy the reminder that authority is mostly about choosing the right place to sit.

Monthly jokes (with punchlines):

  • January: Why did the cat make a New Year’s resolution? Because everyone else was doing it.

  • February: Why does the cat like Valentine’s Day? More people sitting still.

  • March: Why doesn’t the cat play cards? It already knows how it’s going to end.

  • April: Why was the cat on the computer again? It thought the meeting needed supervision.

  • May: Why did the cat choose that chair? It was available.

  • June: Why does the cat nap so much? To stay prepared.

  • July: Why didn’t the cat enjoy the fireworks? It didn’t ask for them.

  • August: Why did the cat climb the shelf? Because it could.

  • September: Why isn’t the cat good at school? It already knows everything.

  • October: Why does the cat like Halloween? Everyone’s finally acting normal.

  • November: Why was the cat early for Thanksgiving dinner? It didn’t want to miss anything.

  • December: Why does the cat sit by the tree? Just in case.

Product features:

  • Bright, crisp colors using modern print techniques

  • Black metal spiral binding with matching tent-card backing

  • Thick 250 gsm matte paper for a premium feel

  • Compact desk format: 10" × 5" (25 cm × 12.5 cm)

  • Full 2026 month grid with all twelve cat illustrations

  • Assembled in the USA

Care instructions:

  • Indoor use only

  • Avoid prolonged direct sunlight to preserve print quality

Production & shipping disclaimer:
This calendar is made to order and produced by one of our printing partners. Because each calendar is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take up to two weeks. Minor variations in color or alignment may occur and are considered normal for printed products.

Mockup disclaimer:
Images shown are for reference only. Final printed colors and details may vary slightly from on-screen previews.

  10" x 5"
Width, in 9.84
Height, in 4.92
Depth, in 2.56

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