CAT TRICKS (According to the Cat)
Dogs have tricks.
Cats have… interpretations.
This playful design lays out the official training chart for feline behavior: Lay Down. Roll Over. Come. Stay. Four classic commands every pet owner knows… and every cat has absolutely no intention of following.
Because if you live with a cat, you already understand the real situation. The cat is not learning tricks. The cat is evaluating your requests and deciding whether they deserve a response.
Around EpilepticAL, we call this advanced cat management.
This shirt is printed on the Gildan 5300 unisex tee, a dependable everyday staple made with soft, durable cotton. The classic fit and seamless body provide comfortable wear whether you're running errands, lounging at home, or attempting to convince a cat to do literally anything.
Spoiler: the cat will ignore you.
• 100% US cotton for breathable everyday comfort
• Medium-weight fabric: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit
• Seamless body construction for a smooth feel
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Fabric variations:
• Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
• Graphite Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Safety Green: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Produced by Gildan, a proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting responsible and sustainable cotton production.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length (Center Back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.12 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 16.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 19.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.37 |
• Cat owners
• Cat servants
• Anyone who has ever tried to train a cat
Each shirt is produced after you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive. This made-to-order process helps reduce overproduction and ensures each item is created specifically for you.
CAT TRICKS:
Lay Down. Roll Over. Come. Stay.
The cat will get back to you.
Probably never. 🐾
