Certified Six Seven Umbrella – Political Parody

📝 Product Description

When something is Certified Six Seven, the verdict is already in.

The Certified Six Seven Umbrella blends bold political parody with everyday function. Featuring an all-over repeating seal design, it makes a statement the moment it opens — and keeps making it through rain, wind, and side-eye.

Designed with a waterproof, quick-dry canopy and reinforced ribs for added wind resistance, this umbrella opens easily with one hand and includes a comfortable grip and matching sleeve. Durable, practical, and unmistakably Six Seven.

Rain passes. Certified Six Seven remains.

✨ Product Features

• Waterproof 100% polyester pongee canopy with quick-dry finish

• Semi-automatic one-hand open for fast, effortless use

• 8 fiber-reinforced ribs for improved wind support

• Comfortable rubber handle with wrist strap and Velcro tie wrap

• Heat-sublimation print with matching sleeve to help prevent fading

• Oversized coverage for everyday storms and bold statements

🧼 Care Instructions

• Leave open to dry after use

• Wipe clean with a damp cloth

• Do not machine wash or tumble dry

📦 Production & Shipping Notice

This umbrella is made to order and produced by one of our international manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may be longer than mass-produced items. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each umbrella is printed just for you.

⚠️ Disclaimer

This product is intended as political satire and parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced in connection with any political candidate, party, or organization.