“Dashing through the…
NO!”
Holiday spirit? Blocked. Immediately.
This candle captures that exact moment your cat decides Christmas enthusiasm is a personal attack. Santa hat? Unacceptable. Cheer? Suspicious. Participation? Absolutely not.
Light it up and enjoy a festive vibe… with boundaries.
Why You’ll Love It:
- 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, cozy burn
- 50–60 hour burn time to survive the entire holiday season
- Cotton wick for a smooth, steady flame
- Hilariously accurate cat energy in one perfect design
- Nine scent options to match your level of holiday tolerance
Light It and Lower Expectations
Perfect for decorating, gifting, or quietly judging the chaos of the season from a safe distance.
Because nothing says “holiday cheer” like a cat who said no.
Product Features:
- 100% natural soy wax blend
- 100% cotton wick
- 9oz glass jar
- 50–60 hour burn time
- Glossy permanent adhesive label
- ASTM safety compliant
- Assembled in the USA
Size:
- Height: 3.50"
- Diameter: 2.80"
Care Instructions:
- Burn within sight
- Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials
Production & Shipping Notice (POD):
This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Festive. Intentional. Slightly unwilling.
