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Dashing Through the… NO! Candle | Funny Christmas Cat Candle

Clean Cotton / 9oz
Sale price  $22.76 Regular price  $24.76
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Photo depicting the ​Dashing Through the No Scented Soy Candle, 9oz from EpiAl's Shop.

Dashing Through the… NO! Candle | Funny Christmas Cat Candle

Sale price  $22.76 Regular price  $24.76
Scent
Size9oz

“Dashing through the…
NO!”

Holiday spirit? Blocked. Immediately.

This candle captures that exact moment your cat decides Christmas enthusiasm is a personal attack. Santa hat? Unacceptable. Cheer? Suspicious. Participation? Absolutely not.

Light it up and enjoy a festive vibe… with boundaries.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, cozy burn
  • 50–60 hour burn time to survive the entire holiday season
  • Cotton wick for a smooth, steady flame
  • Hilariously accurate cat energy in one perfect design
  • Nine scent options to match your level of holiday tolerance

Light It and Lower Expectations
Perfect for decorating, gifting, or quietly judging the chaos of the season from a safe distance.

Because nothing says “holiday cheer” like a cat who said no.

Product Features:

  • 100% natural soy wax blend
  • 100% cotton wick
  • 9oz glass jar
  • 50–60 hour burn time
  • Glossy permanent adhesive label
  • ASTM safety compliant
  • Assembled in the USA

Size:

  • Height: 3.50"
  • Diameter: 2.80"

Care Instructions:

  • Burn within sight
  • Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials

Production & Shipping Notice (POD):
This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Festive. Intentional. Slightly unwilling.

One more won’t hurt:

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