Department of Overthinking Certified to Make It Worse T-Shirt

For the person whose brain can turn one simple thought into a full committee hearing.

This lightweight black crew tee features a faux-government seal reading Department of Overthinking with the painfully accurate motto Certified to Make It Worse. The emblem-style chest graphic gives it a clean, official-looking edge, while the small sleeve flag adds a sharp civic-detail finish. It is sarcastic, polished, and made for anyone who has ever mentally filed a crisis report over absolutely nothing.

Made from soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for everyday wear. Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar help the shirt hold its shape, while the tear-away label keeps it irritation-free. Wear it with jeans, layer it under a jacket, or gift it to the professional overthinker who deserves formal recognition.

Product features

• Soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight, breathable crew-neck fit
• Faux-government seal graphic on the chest
• Small flag detail printed on the sleeve
• Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for lasting shape
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Crisp DTF/DTG printed design
• REACH certified

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, max 30C or 90F
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
• Do not dry clean