Department of Overthinking Certified to Make It Worse T-Shirt

Welcome to the Department of Overthinking.

Congratulations. You've been officially certified to take a perfectly manageable situation, analyze it from every possible angle, imagine twelve unlikely outcomes, replay yesterday's conversation three dozen times, and somehow make everything more complicated than it started.

Featuring a vintage-inspired faux government seal, the Department of Overthinking: Certified to Make It Worse T-shirt is part of the Officially Unofficial collection, where everyday life is treated with unnecessary bureaucratic importance. It's the perfect gift for chronic overthinkers, anxious planners, spreadsheet enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever stayed awake at 2:00 a.m. thinking about something they said five years ago.

Made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, this classic unisex tee is comfortable enough for everyday wear—even if your brain refuses to take the day off.

Available Colors

• White

• Black

• Light Blue

• Navy

• Natural

• Sport Grey

• Dark Heather

Materials

• White, Black, Light Blue, Navy, and Natural: 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester

• Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

The Natural color is made with minimally processed cotton and may contain small dark flecks that give every shirt a unique appearance.

Pattern and Design

• Solid-color unisex T-shirt

• Vintage-style faux government department seal

• Department of Overthinking – Certified to Make It Worse graphic

• Professionally printed, high-resolution artwork

• Distressed, official-looking design inspired by government agency emblems

• Graphic centered on the front

Product Features

• Classic unisex fit

• Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton

• Crew neckline for versatile everyday wear

• Tubular knit construction without side seams

• Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape

• Twill-taped shoulders for added durability

• Pearlized tear-away label

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

• Made using ethically grown U.S. cotton

• Available in sizes S through 3XL

Perfect For

• Overthinkers

• Anxiety humor fans

• Office coworkers

• Students and planners

• Fans of faux government humor

• Everyday casual wear

• Funny gifts for people whose brain never clocks out

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not iron directly over the printed design

Production Notice

Each shirt is made especially for you after your order is placed. Producing every item on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction while ensuring your shirt is created specifically for its new owner.