Department of Social Media Epidemiology Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Faux Government Seal Tee
Welcome to the Department of Social Media Epidemiology, where everyone is an expert, comment sections count as medical research, and a quick internet search apparently qualifies as a doctorate. This satirical long-sleeve shirt features a detailed faux government seal with a patriotic eagle, stars, and traditional red, white, and blue accents. Perfect for healthcare workers, science enthusiasts, public health professionals, and anyone who's had enough of self-appointed internet epidemiologists. Made from substantial cotton with a vintage feel and classic fit, it's comfortable enough for everyday wear while delivering a healthy dose of bureaucratic humor.
Please note: This shirt runs smaller than usual. Check the size chart before ordering.
Product Features
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100% cotton fabric with a substantial 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) vintage feel
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Classic fit with a sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual
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Seamless tubular knit construction helps reduce fabric waste
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Elastic ribbed collar designed to retain its shape
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Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching
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Detailed Department of Social Media Epidemiology parody seal centered on the chest
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry on medium heat
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Do not dry clean
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Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |