Department of Suspicious Footprints Hoodie | Bigfoot, Raccoon & Cat Cryptid Sweatshirt
Official-looking apparel for highly unofficial investigations.
Some footprints are easy to identify. Others raise questions. And some suggest that Bigfoot, a suspicious raccoon, and a cat have been conducting unauthorized activities in the woods.
Welcome to the Department of Suspicious Footprints, where the evidence is questionable, the witnesses are unreliable, and nobody is particularly interested in explaining themselves.
This cozy unisex hoodie features a distressed, faux-government seal with Bigfoot footprints, raccoon tracks, and cat paw prints. A small trail of suspicious prints on the sleeve adds another detail for anyone paying attention.
Made from a soft, midweight cotton-polyester fleece blend, it's comfortable enough for cryptid hunting, weekend adventures, campfire conversations, or staying home to investigate strange noises from the couch.
No credentials required. No official jurisdiction. Absolutely no guarantees about what made those tracks.
Product Features
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50% cotton, 50% polyester midweight fleece for softness, warmth, and durability
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Distressed Department of Suspicious Footprints emblem on the chest
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Additional footprint design on the sleeve
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Double-lined hood with matching adjustable drawcord
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Spacious kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm and evidence concealed
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Tubular knit construction without side seams
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OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton components
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Unisex fit for everyday comfort
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C/90°F)
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Tumble dry on medium
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Iron or steam on low heat
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Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Do not dry clean
Production & Shipping Disclaimer
This item is made to order through EpiAL's Shop's print-on-demand production partners. Production times vary, and shipping estimates are provided at checkout. Depending on availability, your order may be fulfilled by a domestic or international production partner. Items in the same order may arrive separately.
Gender: Unisex
Age Group: Adult
Condition: New
Custom Product: Yes
Brand: EpiAL's Shop
Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Pattern: Graphic Print
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |