Department of Things Nobody Had on Their Bingo Card Long Sleeve Shirt
S / Black
$25.99
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Department of Things Nobody Had on Their Bingo Card Long Sleeve Shirt
$25.99
Some years follow the plan. Others require a bingo card.
The Department of Things Nobody Had on Their Bingo Card long-sleeve shirt turns modern-day unpredictability into an official-looking government seal, complete with a surprised eagle clutching a bingo card and the fitting motto, “Expect the Unexpected.”
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish, this medium-weight long sleeve has the soft, broken-in feel of an old favorite. The classic fit, ribbed cuffs, and durable construction make it an easy choice for cool days, casual weekends, and watching yet another completely unforeseen event get added to the timeline.
Officially unofficial. Bureaucratically absurd. Unfortunately relevant.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in look and texture.
- Medium-weight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric.
- Classic fit for comfortable everyday wear.
- Ribbed-knit cuffs help sleeves retain their shape.
- Double-needle hems provide added durability.
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders add structure and stability.
- Sewn-in label.
- Faux government seal featuring an eagle, bingo card, and “Expect the Unexpected” motto.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30°C/90°F.
- Do not bleach.
- Tumble dry low.
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
- Do not dry clean.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |