Pursuant to the unofficial policies of the Department of Transportation Anxiety, this vehicle identification placard serves as notice that acceleration decisions may occasionally be influenced by mood, caffeine levels, and rapidly changing life circumstances. The bold caution-stripe design and government-inspired formatting give it the appearance of an official safety notice while delivering a refreshingly honest assessment of the operator.
Sized at 10" x 3", this magnetic bumper sign is easy to read from a distance and adds a touch of bureaucratic humor to daily commutes, road trips, parking lots, and traffic jams. Constructed from durable PVC vinyl with a strong magnetic backing, it is designed to withstand everyday weather conditions while remaining easy to remove or reposition as needed.
Ideal for overthinkers, anxious drivers, office workers, and anyone who appreciates the fine intersection of public administration and questionable decision-making.
Product Features
| 10'' × 3'' | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 10.00 |
| Height, in | 3.00 |
