Department of Unprovoked Zoomies Cat T-Shirt | Faux Government Seal Tee

Officially Unofficial. Completely Unpredictable.

The Department of Unprovoked Zoomies is now accepting applications. Qualifications include sudden hallway sprints, furniture parkour, and absolutely no explanation for any of it.

This lightweight unisex tee gives classic cat chaos the full bureaucratic treatment. A small faux-official Department of Unprovoked Zoomies seal sits on the left chest, while the back features an oversized presidential-style emblem starring a tabby cat launching sideways through the air. The department motto says it all: “WITHOUT WARNING.”

The detailed navy, gold, cream, and red artwork has the dignified look of an official government insignia until you get close enough to realize exactly which department you are dealing with. Soft ring-spun cotton and a relaxed everyday fit make it an easy choice for cat lovers, political-humor fans, government workers, and anyone who has witnessed a perfectly calm cat suddenly achieve highway speeds through the living room.

Available in White, Black, Light Blue, and Natural.

Why You’ll Love It

• Small Department of Unprovoked Zoomies seal on the left chest
• Large coordinating faux government seal across the back
• Flying tabby cat artwork inspired by unexplained feline zoomies
• “WITHOUT WARNING” motto
• Vintage presidential-seal aesthetic
• Funny without looking like a typical novelty cat shirt
• Great gift for cat owners, government employees, political-humor fans, and professional cat servants

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
• Lightweight 153 g/m² fabric
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth drape
• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to help maintain its shape
• Pearlized tear-away label
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
• DTG printing on the body with DTF printing used where applicable
• EU 2-year warranty

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, max 30°C/90°F, with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Please Note

This is an original parody design created for humor and entertainment. It is not an official government seal, agency, department, or political organization, and no government affiliation or endorsement is implied.

Gender: Unisex
Age Group: Adult
Condition: New
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Color: White, Black, Light Blue, Natural
Pattern: Graphic / Faux Government Seal / Cat
Size Type: Regular
Sleeve Length: Short sleeve
Neckline: Crew neck
Theme: Cats, Humor, Parody, Government, Political Humor
Fit: Classic unisex fit
Apparel Category: T-Shirts
Target Audience: Cat lovers, cat owners, humor gift shoppers, political-humor fans
Google Product Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops
Custom Product: Yes