E Pluribus … Sigh: A Bald Eagle’s Year of American Fatigue – Desktop Calendar

A yearlong study in endurance, resignation, and reluctant civic participation. The bald eagle appears here not as a symbol of spectacle, but of persistence. Slightly worn, visibly tired, and still present, it represents the quiet resolve of those who continue to engage, reflect, and hope — even when optimism requires effort.

E Pluribus … Sigh follows one weary bald eagle through twelve months of modern American fatigue. Each page pairs a subdued, vintage-style illustration with a deadpan monthly quote that reflects the slow grind of systems, ideals, and emotional whiplash. Political, but restrained. Satirical, but tired. Familiar in a way that doesn’t require explanation.

Designed for desks, bookshelves, and anywhere optimism briefly stops by before excusing itself, this calendar doesn’t shout or scold. It simply observes. And sighs.

Perfect for people who still care, are still paying attention, and are still standing. Barely.

📅 Monthly Quotes

January
“New year. Same republic.

February
“Love is bipartisan. Everything else requires a committee.”

March
“Spring approaches. Progress remains seasonal.”

April
“Accountability blooms briefly, then goes dormant.”

May
“We honor sacrifice. We debate support.”

June
“Freedom rings. Volume varies by ZIP code.”

July
“Independence declared. Dependence continues.”

August
“Recess season. Problems remain in session.”

September
“Never forget. Also, please remember.”

October
“Democracy is participatory. Fatigue is universal.”

November
“Grateful for the ideals. Negotiating the reality.”

December
“Survived another year. The Constitution remains laminated.”

📌 Product Features

• Desktop calendar with sturdy, self-standing design

• Monthly illustrated pages with dry, understated political satire

• Compact size, ideal for desks, shelves, or workspaces

• High-quality paper for crisp text and detailed artwork

• Designed to be read quietly, repeatedly, and with mild resignation

🧼 Care Instructions

• Keep in a dry, indoor environment

• Avoid prolonged direct sunlight to preserve print quality

• Turn pages gently to maintain binding integrity