Some days feel like they came with an invoice.
The Emotionally Taxed Citizen Cropped Hoodie is for anyone who has contributed generously to the national reserve of patience, energy, and emotional bandwidth. Featuring a vintage-inspired faux government seal, this hoodie turns everyday exhaustion into a wearable credential with just the right amount of humor.
Made from an ultra-soft cotton blend with a relaxed cropped fit, it pairs effortlessly with high-waisted jeans, leggings, or your favorite "I have plans, but I'm reconsidering them" outfit. The dropped shoulders, raw hem, and cozy fleece interior create a laid-back silhouette that feels comfortable without sacrificing style.
Whether you're running errands, meeting friends for coffee, recovering from a long week, or simply embracing your status as a fully certified Emotionally Taxed Citizen, this hoodie delivers comfort with a knowing wink.
Product Features
Care Instructions
| XS | S | M | L | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 17.50 | 18.39 | 19.29 | 20.24 |
| Sleeve length, in | 20.50 | 21.00 | 21.50 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
