Engraved Cat Charcuterie Board — The Cat Is Watching, Choose Wisely

🐈⬛ The Cat Is Watching. Choose Wisely.

Engraved Acacia & Slate Charcuterie Board

by EpilepticAL.com

Not all eyes at your party will be human.

The Cat Is Watching. Choose Wisely. delivers understated humor and modern style, combining fine craftsmanship with feline authority. Crafted from richly grained acacia wood and featuring a removable engraved slate center, this charcuterie board brings quiet sophistication to your serving setup — with just the right amount of judgment.

Two acacia-handled cheese knives nest perfectly into carved slots, while the engraved light-grey design provides lasting contrast and durability. Whether you’re serving guests or sneaking a midnight snack, remember: the cat sees everything.

🪵 Product features

• Removable slate serving surface with light-grey engraving

• Durable acacia wood frame that resists wear and deepens in tone with age

• Includes two acacia-handled cheese knives stored in carved slots

• Laser engraving for crisp, lasting contrast and clean detail

• Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe

🧼 Care instructions

• Hand wash with mild soap and warm water

• Dry immediately; oil acacia wood occasionally to preserve finish

💡 Perfect for

• Cat lovers with a sense of style

• Elegant, understated gift giving

• Housewarmings, birthdays, or self-indulgent kitchen upgrades

• Serving snacks under feline supervision