This is not a birthday accessory. This is an appointment.
Featuring a full faux-official seal with an eagle, a very confident hair situation, and the undeniable declaration of “All Attention Directed Here,” this button makes it clear who the day belongs to. No confusion. No competition.
Pin it on and suddenly it’s not just a birthday, it’s an event with leadership. Perfect for parties, dinners, or walking into a room like you’ve been briefed and approved.
Small? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not.
Product Features
- Glossy full-color print sealed under scratch- and UV-resistant mylar
- Durable steel safety-pin backing that stays put
- Available in three sizes: 1.25", 2.25", and 3"
- Crisp, high-definition printing for bold detail
- Metal construction, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care Instructions
- Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth
- Commands attention. No training required.
POD Disclaimer
- This product is made to order, not mass-produced
- Production and shipping typically take up to 2 weeks
- Fulfilled by trusted partners, including international facilities when needed, to ensure quality and delivery speed
