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Executive Orders Gift Wrap – Political Parody Edition

Executive Orders Gift Wrap – Political Parody Edition

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Turn your presents into a matter of urgent official business with the Executive Orders Gift Wrap – Political Parody Edition. This all-occasion wrapping paper features faux “executive orders” written with dramatic flair—perfect for anyone who loves satire, office humor, or just a good laugh before tearing into a gift.

The repeating pattern showcases mock-official decrees such as:

  • “Unwrap With Enthusiasm.”

  • “Display Gratitude, Even If You Hate It.”

  • “Smile Before Opening.”

  • “React Dramatically to All Presents.”

Each line delivers tongue-in-cheek seriousness, making your gifts feel government-level important—but in the silliest way possible.

Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, office parties, gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, retirements, or any moment that could benefit from parody authority.

  30" x 36" 30" x 72" 30" x 180"
Width, in 30.00 30.00 30.00
Height, in 36.00 72.00 180.00

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