Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar

Product description:
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy is a 2026 desk calendar made for people who follow the news, appreciate dry humor, and keep going anyway. Each month features the now-familiar concerned eagle navigating modern civic life through symbolic, quietly sharp illustrations. No slogans, no shouting, just feathers, facts, and a steady side-eye at the state of things. Compact enough for your desk and bold enough to be noticed, it’s the perfect companion for workdays fueled by coffee, commentary, and mild disbelief.

Whether you love political parody, clean graphic design, or just need a little comic relief while you pretend to be productive, this calendar delivers executive-level satire all year long.

Product features:

• Bright, crisp colors using modern print techniques

• Black metal spiral binding with matching tent-card backing

• Thick 250 gsm matte paper for a premium, sturdy feel

• Compact desk format: 10" × 5" (25 cm × 12.5 cm)

• Full 2026 month grid with all twelve swoop-weather eagle illustrations

• Designed to sit neatly on desks, shelves, or counters

• Assembled in the USA

Monthly Themes & Titles

• January – New Year, Same Bird.
  Still tired. Still watching.

• February – Checks & Balances.
  It’s complicated.

• March – In Like a Lion…
  Weather pending.

• April – Tax Season.
  Math is hard.

• May – Patriotism Sale.
  Slightly used.

• June – Founding Fathers’ Daydream
  Remember when?

• July – Independence?!
  Terms & Conditions Apply.

• August – Infrastructure Week
  Any day now.

• September – Back to School
  Questions remain.

• October – October Surprise
  Again?

• November – Election Fatigue
  Please be normal.

• December – Peace on Earth
  Still hoping.

Care instructions:

• For indoor use only

• Avoid prolonged direct sunlight to preserve print quality

Production & shipping disclaimer:
This desk calendar is made to order and produced by one of our printing partners. Because each calendar is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take up to two weeks. Minor variations in color or alignment may occur and are considered normal for printed products.

Mockup disclaimer:
Images shown are for reference only. Final printed colors and details may vary slightly from on-screen previews.