Federal Bureau of Feline Affairs Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Cat Government Parody Tee

Federal Bureau of Feline Affairs Long Sleeve Shirt

We Serve at Their Pleasure

Some government agencies answer to the people. This one answers to the cats.

Welcome to the Federal Bureau of Feline Affairs, where every decision requires feline approval, paperwork is frequently knocked off desks, and the chain of command begins and ends with whoever controls the treat supply.

This funny long sleeve shirt features an elaborate, vintage-inspired faux government seal starring a gloriously self-important tabby cat. Surrounded by patriotic stars, a traditional shield, official-looking insignia, and a mountain of paperwork, our feline director proudly presides over an agency whose motto says it all: "We Serve at Their Pleasure."

The richly detailed navy, gold, and red emblem gives this shirt the appearance of legitimate government agency apparel, at least until someone notices that the person in charge has whiskers and a coffee mug decorated with a paw print.

Made with substantial cotton fabric and a comfortable classic fit, this long sleeve tee is perfect for cooler days, casual office wear, weekend errands, or lounging at home under the watchful supervision of your cat. The centered chest design adds just enough personality without overwhelming the shirt.

Whether you're a devoted cat parent, a fan of dry humor, or someone who appreciates a good government parody, this shirt makes your position in the household hierarchy perfectly clear.

Officially employed. Feline supervised.

Product Features

• Substantial cotton fabric: Solid colors are made from 100% cotton with a classic 6.0 oz/yd² weight.

• Classic fit: Traditional long sleeve silhouette with a comfortable, structured feel.

• Detailed faux government seal: Features a regal tabby cat, patriotic shield, paperwork, coffee mug, and the motto "We Serve at Their Pleasure."

• Tubular knit construction: No side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette.

• Reinforced shoulders: Shoulder tape helps maintain the garment's shape.

• Ribbed collar: Designed for lasting structure and durability.

• Sewn-in label: Traditional garment finishing.

• Adult sizing: EU REACH compliant.

• Fiber content: May vary depending on the selected color.

Sizing Information

This shirt runs smaller than usual. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering to find your preferred fit.

Perfect For

• Cat moms, cat dads, and devoted feline servants

• Fans of sarcastic cat humor

• Government employees and office workers

• Lovers of vintage-style graphic shirts

• Cat rescue volunteers and animal lovers

• Funny coworker, birthday, and retirement gifts

• Anyone whose cat clearly runs the household

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F).

• Tumble dry on medium heat.

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.

• Do not iron.

• Do not dry clean.

*This is a fictional government agency created for humor and parody. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any government organizati