Gone Squatchin' 2027 Wall Calendar | 12 Months of Questionable Sightings with Cat

Gone Squatchin': 2027 | 12 Months of Questionable Sightings

New year. Same elusive legend. One extremely unhelpful cat.

Spend 2027 with Sasquatch and his feline accomplice as they navigate 12 months of questionable sightings, unwanted visitors, woodland misadventures, and their ongoing commitment to being left alone.

From burning New Year's resolutions outside a snowy cabin to avoiding tourists, running a suspicious government agency, and celebrating the holidays with absolutely no witnesses, this calendar delivers a full year of Bigfoot-sized sarcasm.

Each month features a colorful, richly detailed illustration of Sasquatch and his cat getting into ridiculous situations in the wilderness, paired with a sarcastic saying that perfectly captures their antisocial lifestyle.

Whether you're a Bigfoot believer, a cat lover, a cryptid enthusiast, or simply someone who appreciates a good excuse to avoid people, this calendar belongs on your wall.

Product Features

• 12 original seasonal designs: A different Sasquatch-and-cat adventure for every month of 2027

• Sarcastic woodland humor: Funny sayings, hidden jokes, and questionable cryptid behavior

• Premium 270 gsm paper: Thick, durable pages with a semi-glossy finish

• Vibrant printing: Rich colors and detailed illustrations

• Monthly date grids: Plenty of room to keep track of appointments, reminders, and important dates

• Silver wire binding: Sturdy 3/8-inch binding with centered hanging holes

• Customizable holidays: Holidays are not premarked, leaving room for your own celebrations

• Recyclable: Paper pages can be recycled after removing the metal binding

Perfect For

Bigfoot enthusiasts, cat lovers, cryptid collectors, sarcastic coworkers, cabin owners, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone whose favorite social activity is canceling plans.

Care Instructions

Keep your calendar indoors in a cool, dry location away from excessive moisture and direct sunlight. Gently wipe away dust with a clean, dry cloth. Avoid bending or folding the pages. Turn pages carefully to protect the wire binding and printed artwork. When the year is over, remove the metal binding before recycling the paper.

Twelve months. Two questionable woodland residents. Zero interest in being discovered.