How to Teach Your Cat to Drive Stick | Absurd Board Book for Adults

An official manual for an entirely unofficial problem: teaching your cat to drive a manual transmission. This board book walks you through every highly specific, completely ineffective step, from paw placement to emotional breakdown, all delivered in a straight-faced, government-issued tone.

Perfect for anyone who has ever made a bad decision with confidence. Equal parts deadpan and ridiculous, this is the kind of book people pick up, read in five minutes, and then keep forever because it feels like documentation of something that should not exist.

Durable board book format. Minimal words. Maximum commitment to the bit.

Printed on demand. Slight variations may occur because perfection is not part of the program.