“I Follow Politics So You Don’t Have To.” Long Sleeve Tee

Add a sharp, witty edge to your wardrobe with the “I Follow Politics So You Don’t Have To.” Long Sleeve Tee — a perfect blend of dry humor, comfort, and understated satire.

The front features the bold, minimalist statement across the chest, while the back includes a small caricature of a blonde bombastic politician placed subtly above the EpiAL.com logo. It’s clever without being loud, stylish without being extreme — exactly the kind of humor people notice and comment on.

Made from soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, this tee feels broken-in from the very first wear. The medium-weight fabric, ribbed cuffs, and sturdy hems keep it looking great through errand days, discussion nights, civic events, or anytime you want to add a little commentary to the room.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel

• Garment-dyed for soft color and a comfortable lived-in texture

• Classic fit with medium-weight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric

• Ribbed-knit cuffs and double-needle hems for long-lasting structure

• Neck and shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching

• Front chest text: “I Follow Politics So You Don’t Have To.”

• Back: Small caricature illustration above the EpiAL.com logo

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not dry clean