by EpilepticAL.com
Bring a touch of presidential confidence to your next party with this tremendously classy engraved charcuterie board from EpilepticAL.com.
Laser-engraved with the iconic brag, “I Know Cheese. I Have the Best Cheese. Everyone Says It.”, this board adds humor and swagger to any spread — because nothing says luxury like cheddar and confidence served together.
Crafted from richly grained acacia wood with a removable slate center, it’s as functional as it is funny. Two matching acacia-handled cheese knives fit neatly into carved slots, keeping everything tidy and impressive. Whether you’re gifting it, displaying it, or serving your “best cheese,” this board always gets people talking — and laughing.
Removable slate serving surface with light-grey engraved design
Durable acacia wood frame that resists wear and develops a warm patina
Includes two acacia-handled cheese knives stored in carved slots
Crisp laser engraving for lasting contrast and humor
Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe
Hand wash with mild soap and warm water
Dry immediately; oil acacia wood occasionally to preserve finish
The phrase “I Know Cheese. I Have the Best Cheese. Everyone Says It.” is engraved into the slate in bold, legible serif font for a clean, timeless look.
Hosts who love to entertain with humor
Political parody fans and foodies
Housewarming, wedding, or gag gifts
Wine nights, dinner parties, and snack diplomacy