I Know Words Mouse Pad | Political Parody Desk Accessory

Make a statement without saying too much.

The “I Know Words” Mouse Pad brings dry political parody and bold graphic design straight to your desk. With strong color blocking, subtle background text texture, and an unmistakable swoop-inspired accent, this design delivers confidence, irony, and humor in a way that’s clever rather than loud.

Built for everyday use, the smooth fabric surface ensures effortless mouse movement while the non-slip rubber base keeps everything right where it belongs — even during intense work sessions or spirited scrolling. Whether you’re outfitting a home office, gifting a fellow satire-lover, or adding personality to your workspace, this mouse pad blends function with unmistakable attitude.

As part of EpilepticAL, this piece reflects our love for expressive design, sharp humor, and thoughtful parody — proving that even desk essentials can have something to say.

⭐ PRODUCT FEATURES

• Full-front vivid print for eye-catching color and clarity

• Smooth fabric surface for effortless mouse gliding

• Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad stable on your desk

• Low-profile 1/16" (1.58 mm) thickness for a flat, comfortable feel

• Durable high-density foam with one-sided print for long-lasting use

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots

• No need to soak the entire pad

• For stubborn spots, gently scrub with a soft-bristled brush