“If You Can Read This” Cat Cycling Shorts – Funny Cat Lover Bike Shorts

A little bold. A little sarcastic. Very cat.

These “If You Can Read This, You're Too Close” Cat Cycling Shorts deliver humor with attitude. The vibrant red background pops with an all-over pattern of mischievous cat silhouettes and a message that many cat lovers understand perfectly.

Equal parts playful and sassy, these shorts make a statement whether you're riding, stretching, running errands, or simply embracing your inner independent feline energy.

Designed with a smooth, stretchy fit, these mid-rise cycling shorts move comfortably with your body while maintaining a sleek, flattering silhouette. The seamless sides keep the look clean while the durable stretch fabric ensures the print stays sharp and vibrant.

Perfect for workouts, casual athleisure, or simply reminding the world to respect your personal space.

Product Features

• 88% polyester / 12% elastane for durability, stretch, and softness
• All-over print design for continuous pattern coverage
• Thin elastic mid-rise waistband for a comfortable hold
• No side seams for a sleek, form-fitting silhouette
• Medium-weight fabric: 220 g/m²
• Above-the-knee athletic length

Perfect For

• Cycling and workouts
• Gym sessions and yoga
• Cat lovers with a sense of humor
• Casual athleisure outfits
• Anyone who values personal space

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low heat
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean

Production & Shipping Notice

This product is made especially for you once your order is placed, which means production and shipping may take a little longer. Producing items on demand helps reduce overproduction and waste.