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If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
  • If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt
If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt

If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Red All-Over Print Unisex T-Shirt

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Personal space, but make it fashion.

This lightweight all-over print tee features a bold red base covered in a scattered black graphic motif reading “If You Can Read This You’re Too Close” paired with minimalist cat illustrations. It lands somewhere between streetwear and subtle warning label — graphic, witty, and unapologetically direct.

The smooth polyester fabric feels soft against the skin while staying durable and quick-drying. Designed to hold its shape and color wash after wash, this tee keeps the red vibrant and the black print crisp. The fit is relaxed but structured — comfortable through the shoulders and chest without feeling oversized or sloppy.

Layer it under a denim jacket, throw it on with joggers, or wear it solo when you want your outfit to establish boundaries before you do.

Confident. Graphic. Zero small talk required.

Product Features:

  • 100% polyester: quick-drying, colorfast fabric

  • Two fabric weights available (113 g/m² or 170 g/m²)

  • Regular fit with structured silhouette

  • Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape

  • Ribbed knit collar with seam for durability

  • Tagless construction

  • Assembled in the USA from global parts

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Do not bleach

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dry clean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 19.02 20.51 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.48
Length, in 29.02 30.00 30.98 32.01 32.99 34.02
Sleeve length, in 8.46 8.74 9.06 9.37 9.65 9.96

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