Licensed Internet Detective T-Shirt | Funny Internet Investigator Tee

Some people scroll. Some people investigate.

The Licensed Internet Detective T-Shirt is for anyone who can turn one vague post, a first name, and a blurry profile picture into a full-scale investigation before lunch. The faux-official badge design gives your completely unofficial internet research credentials the respect they deserve.

The front features a small Licensed Internet Detective badge for an understated, official-looking touch. The back goes all in with the full detective seal, complete with a fedora, magnifying glass, globe, and the appropriately serious directives “Dig Deeper” and “Find Truth.” At the center of it all: “Curiosity Serves the People.”

Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton, this tee has a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear with a relaxed fit that works for everyday sleuthing, deep dives, group-chat investigations, and highly questionable amounts of online research.

Available in White, Black, Beige, and Navy Blue.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton.
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric.
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look and feel.
• Relaxed, comfortable fit.
• Pre-shrunk for more consistent sizing.
• Tubular construction with no side seams.
• Double-needle stitching for added durability.
• Small badge-style graphic on the front.
• Large Licensed Internet Detective seal on the back.
• Sewn-in label.
• Available in sizes S–4XL.
• Available in White, Black, Beige, and Navy Blue.
• Comfort Colors 1717.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F.
• Do not bleach.
• Tumble dry on low heat.
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
• Do not dry clean.

Google Product Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops
Gender: Unisex
Age Group: Adult
Condition: New
Pattern: Graphic
Material: Cotton
Size System: US
Size Type: Regular
Colors: White, Black, Beige, Navy Blue