“Light Me Before You Lose It!” Funny Soy Candle, 11oz

Some days, peace and quiet just aren't enough. That's when you light the candle.

The Light Me Before You Lose It Funny Soy Candle combines cozy fragrance with sarcastic humor for those moments when patience is running dangerously low. Featuring bold, vintage-inspired “LIGHT ME — BEFORE YOU LOSE IT!” typography, this funny scented candle makes an ideal addition to your desk, kitchen, bedroom, home office, or favorite decompression spot.

Made with 100% American-grown soy wax and two cotton-cored wicks, this 11 oz candle provides a warm, even glow with an approximate 65-hour burn time. Choose White Tea & Fig for a soft, clean, lightly fruity fragrance or Ocean Mist & Moss for a fresh, earthy scent with breezy coastal notes. 

The bold artwork wraps around the glass vessel in a 360° printed design. When the wax is gone, clean the reusable glass container and give it a second life as a small vase, tumbler, or catchall.

Product Details

• Product type: Scented soy candle / glass jar candle

• Condition: New

• Wax material: 100% American-grown soy wax

• Container material: Glass

• Wick material: Cotton core

• Number of wicks: Two

• Candle weight: 11 oz

• Burn time: Approximately 65 hours

• Height: 4.25 inches

• Diameter: 3.25 inches

• Pattern: Graphic / typography print

• Print style: 360° printed design

• Design: “Light Me Before You Lose It!” vintage-inspired typography

• Theme: Sarcasm, stress, self-care, work humor, and funny sayings

• Style: Funny / sarcastic / novelty

• Container: Reusable glass vessel

• Lid: Recyclable cardboard

• Vegan-friendly

• Lead-free

• Phthalate-free

• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components 

Available Scents

White Tea & Fig: A soft, sophisticated fragrance with a clean, lightly fruity character. Fresh and calming without being overly sweet.

Ocean Mist & Moss: A fresh, earthy fragrance with breezy coastal notes and a grounded, natural finish. Clean, refreshing, and slightly outdoorsy. 

Perfect For

• Stressed-out coworkers

• Teachers and office staff

• Moms and parents

• Bosses and employees

• Home offices

• Work-from-home desks

• Funny coworker gifts

• Teacher appreciation gifts

• Birthday gifts

• White elephant gifts

• Secret Santa gifts

• Housewarming gifts

• Self-care gift baskets

• Anyone whose patience is wearing thin

• Anyone who knows it's better to light the candle before they lose it

Deep breath.

Light candle.

Try again.

Print-on-Demand

This is a new, print-on-demand (POD) candle made specifically for you after your order is placed.

Care Instructions

• Trim wicks to approximately ¼ inch before each burn

• Keep the candle within sight while burning

• Keep away from children and pets

• Never burn near flammable objects

• Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface

• Allow the wax to melt evenly across the surface during the first burn when possible

• Do not burn beyond the manufacturer's recommended burn time

Google Product Information

• Condition: New

• Material: Soy Wax / Glass

• Wax type: 100% American-Grown Soy Wax

• Wick material: Cotton

• Number of wicks: 2

• Pattern: Graphic / Typography

• Product type: Scented Candle / Soy Candle / Jar Candle

• Size: 11 oz

• Height: 4.25 in

• Diameter: 3.25 in

• Burn time: Approximately 65 Hours

• Container: Glass

• Scent options: White Tea & Fig, Ocean Mist & Moss

• Style: Funny / Sarcastic / Novelty

• Theme: Stress / Self-Care / Work Humor / Funny Sayings

• Design: Light Me Before You Lose It Typography Graphic