“Light Me Before You Lose It!” Funny Soy Candle, 11oz

Some days, peace and quiet just aren’t enough. That’s when you light the candle.

The “LIGHT ME — BEFORE YOU LOSE IT!” Candle combines cozy fragrance with just the right amount of sarcasm. Poured with 100% American-grown soy wax and made with two cotton-cored wicks, this 11 oz candle gives off a warm, even glow for up to approximately 65 hours.

Choose between White Tea & Fig for a soft, clean, subtly fruity scent or Ocean Mist & Moss for a fresh, earthy fragrance with a breezy coastal feel. The bold vintage-inspired design adds personality to your kitchen, office, bedroom, or favorite decompression spot.

Once the last nerve has survived and the wax is gone, wash out the full-glass vessel and reuse it as a small vase, tumbler, or catchall.

A funny little reminder that sometimes self-care looks like lighting a candle before things get out of hand.

Product Features

• 11 oz full-glass candle with bold 360° printed design
• Made with 100% American-grown soy wax
• Two cotton-cored wicks for a more even burn
• Approximate 65-hour burn time
• Vegan-friendly, lead-free, and phthalate-free
• Reusable glass vessel after the candle is finished
• Recyclable cardboard lid
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Available Scents

White Tea & Fig
A soft, sophisticated blend with a clean, lightly fruity character. Fresh and calming without being overly sweet.

Ocean Mist & Moss
A fresh, earthy fragrance with breezy coastal notes and a grounded, natural finish. Clean, refreshing, and slightly outdoorsy.

Care Instructions

• Trim wicks to approximately ¼ inch before each burn.
• Keep the candle within sight while burning.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Never burn near flammable objects.
• Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface.
• Allow the wax to melt evenly across the surface during the first burn when possible.
• Do not burn for extended periods beyond the manufacturer’s recommended burn time.