Memento Mori. Pay Later. Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Dark Humor & Existential Dread
Life is short. The bills can wait.
The Memento Mori. Pay Later. Long Sleeve T-Shirt takes an ancient reminder of mortality and gives it a thoroughly modern, financially irresponsible twist.
Memento Mori is Latin for "Remember you must die." Add "Pay Later," and suddenly centuries of philosophical reflection sound suspiciously like a shopping strategy.
Featuring vintage-inspired arched lettering across the chest, this long sleeve tee delivers dry humor without making a big production of it. The understated design is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, existential philosophy, sarcasm, or the occasional questionable financial decision.
Made from soft, durable cotton with a classic fit, this shirt features a medium-weight fabric that's comfortable for everyday wear. The seamless sides create a smooth silhouette, while taped shoulders add durability and help maintain the shirt's shape.
Wear it to contemplate your existence, run errands, or make purchases you'll think about later.
Remember your mortality. Postpone the payment.
Product Features
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Vintage-inspired design: Arched "Memento Mori" lettering with "Pay Later" beneath it.
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Cotton construction: 100% cotton in solid colors; fiber content varies for other colors.
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Medium-weight fabric: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²).
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Classic fit: Traditional long sleeve silhouette for everyday comfort.
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Seamless sides: Tubular construction without side seams.
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Taped shoulders: Added durability and structural support.
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Sewn-in label: Traditional garment labeling.
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Sizing: Runs smaller than usual. Consult the size chart before ordering.
Important Product Notes
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White garments may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
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Minor variations in print placement may occur due to the production process.
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If sleeve printing is offered through OPT OnDemand, those prints use Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology.
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Made to order.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |