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Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
  • Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)
Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)

Mildly Hostile Cat Hoodie – Black (Funny Cat Apparel)

$26.05 $32.75
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Some cats are affectionate.
Some cats are aloof.
This one is mildly hostile — and would like everyone to act accordingly.

This black cat hoodie says what your cat is thinking so they don’t have to. Minimalist, bold, and unapologetically honest, it’s perfect for cats who prefer personal space, maintain boundaries, and tolerate humans on a case-by-case basis.

Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for everyday wear, this hoodie keeps your cat cozy while clearly communicating the vibe.

🐾 Product Features

  • 100% soft polyester — durable, shape-retaining, and quick-drying

  • Available in seven sizes to fit a range of small to medium cats

  • Black fabric with crisp white lettering for high contrast and attitude

  • Matching seam thread for a clean, polished look

  • ½" folded edge and hooded design for a snug, comfortable fit

  • Lightweight feel that won’t restrict movement, naps, or judgment

  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Do not bleach

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not iron directly on design

🚚 Production & Shipping Notice

This cat hoodie is made to order. Producing items on demand helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your pet. Production and shipping times may vary slightly.

  XXS XS S M L XL 2XL
Girth (Circumference), in 17.30 18.50 20.50 22.50 26.50 28.44 29.92
Crown of Hood to Hem (length) , in 14.25 15.75 18.00 19.50 24.50 26.59 28.69
Collar to Hem (length) , in 9.75 10.75 11.75 12.50 16.75 18.20 19.64
Leg Opening, in 7.00 8.20 9.30 10.00 12.50 12.99 12.99
Neck Opening (circumference), in 12.00 12.00 13.40 14.50 15.00 16.54 19.49
Hood Opening (circumference), in 13.00 13.60 15.00 17.00 19.00 20.96 22.54
Pet Weight, lb 3.97 - 8.82 7.94 - 14.11 11.90 - 19.84 18.08 - 29.98 28.00 - 41.89 55.12 66.14
Size Tolerance, in 1.00 - 1.00 1.00 - 1.00 1.00 - 1.00 1.00 - 1.00 1.00 - 1.00 1.00 1.00

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