My Expectations Were Low Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Unisex Crewneck
Chambray / S
$33.99
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My Expectations Were Low Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Unisex Crewneck
$33.99
My expectations were low. Somehow, not low enough.
For anyone who's ever thought things couldn't possibly get worse, only to be proven spectacularly wrong. This sarcastic crewneck sweatshirt delivers a healthy dose of dry humor with a small, understated chest design that says exactly what you're thinking.
Made from a soft, medium-heavy cotton blend, this relaxed-fit sweatshirt is perfect for casual weekends, coffee runs, questionable decisions, and surviving another day of lowered expectations. The clean design and comfortable fit make it an easy everyday favorite for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, witty sayings, and a little well-earned pessimism.
Whether you're buying it for yourself or gifting it to someone who's perpetually disappointed in humanity, this sweatshirt gets the message across without saying another word.
Product Features
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80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester for softness and comfort
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Medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric for a cozy, substantial feel
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Relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear
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Stretchable 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
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Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for added comfort and structure
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Small chest graphic with bold lettering, script accents, and a red underline
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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Do not dry clean
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Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 29.50 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.50 | 33.50 | 35.25 | 36.75 | 38.25 | 39.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |