Officially Correct: Maximum Authority, Month After Month – 2026 Desk Calendar

🗓️ Product Description

Time has been reviewed.
The outcome is officially correct.

Officially Correct: THE CALENDAR delivers maximum authority across all twelve months, featuring a different faux department each month — each one confident, unquestioned, and retroactively approved. Every page reinforces the same message: whatever is happening this month? It’s already been decided.

Printed in a compact desk format, this 2026 calendar features bold, crisp artwork and all twelve swoop-weather eagle illustrations, paired with clean monthly grids that balance function with straight-faced satire. The black metal spiral binding and tent-card backing keep it standing at attention on desks, shelves, and counters.

This isn’t just a way to track dates.
It’s a system of approval.
Month after month.

✨ Product Features

• Bright, crisp colors using modern print techniques

• Black metal spiral binding with matching tent-card backing

• Thick 250 gsm matte paper for a premium, sturdy feel

• Compact desk format: 10" × 5" (25 cm × 12.5 cm)

• Full 2026 month grid with all twelve swoop-weather eagle illustrations

• Designed to sit neatly on desks, shelves, or counters

• Assembled in the USA

Care instructions:

• For indoor use only

• Avoid prolonged direct sunlight to preserve print quality

Production & shipping disclaimer:
This desk calendar is made to order and produced by one of our printing partners. Because each calendar is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take up to two weeks. Minor variations in color or alignment may occur and are considered normal for printed products.

Mockup disclaimer:
Images shown are for reference only. Final printed colors and details may vary slightly from on-screen previews.