Parasitic Diarrhea Response Team T-Shirt

Every pet owner knows the look.

One minute everything is fine. The next, your dog is sprinting across the yard and you're suddenly an honorary member of the Parasitic Diarrhea Response Team. This hilariously over-the-top design turns one of the least glamorous parts of pet ownership into a fake emergency response unit, making it the perfect conversation starter for dog owners, veterinary professionals, rescue volunteers, and anyone who's survived a less-than-pleasant cleanup.

Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee, it's comfortable enough for everyday wear—and durable enough for whatever your four-legged friend has planned next.

Available Colors

• White

• Black

• Light Blue

• Navy

• Natural

• Sport Grey

• Dark Heather

Materials

• White, Black, Light Blue, Navy, and Natural: 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester

• Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

The Natural color is made with minimally processed cotton and may contain small dark flecks that give each shirt its own unique appearance.

Pattern and Design

• Solid-color unisex T-shirt

• Front graphic featuring the Parasitic Diarrhea Response Team design

• Badge-style artwork inspired by emergency response units

• Professionally printed, high-resolution graphic

• Graphic centered on the front

Product Features

• Classic unisex fit

• Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton

• Crew neckline for versatile everyday wear

• Tubular knit construction without side seams

• Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape

• Twill-taped shoulders for added durability

• Pearlized tear-away label

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

• Made using ethically grown U.S. cotton

• Available in sizes S through 3XL

Perfect For

• Dog owners

• Veterinary professionals

• Veterinary technicians

• Animal rescue volunteers

• Pet groomers

• Funny gifts for pet lovers

• Anyone who's ever had an unexpected cleanup duty

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not iron directly over the printed design

Production Notice

Each shirt is made especially for you after your order is placed. Producing every item on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction while ensuring your shirt is created specifically for its new owner.